I'm sorry I left these here. I was getting ready to pluck them and cook them up for The Asshole's dinner. When I went in to get my duck sauce I realized I left them outside in the bowl. My bad.
With the internet success that 'Two Girls One Cup' created, i decided to make my own feature web film, ' Twp Pigeons One Bowl'. But instead of feces, i would train the birds to eat a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios and spray the milk all over each other's wings and slurp it off each other's talons.
After months of 9 hour day training sessions, the two pigeons (who will remain nameless until family members are notified) both decided that they would end their lives then be a part of an internet video that would make fun of their species in such a way.
i was sad when i found out they had both drank a cup of tainted vitamin water and died in the bowl in which i had trained them to eat cheerios and spray each other with milk. i will never get over that.
I'm sorry I left these here. I was getting ready to pluck them and cook them up for The Asshole's dinner. When I went in to get my duck sauce I realized I left them outside in the bowl. My bad.
ReplyDeleteWith the internet success that 'Two Girls One Cup' created, i decided to make my own feature web film, ' Twp Pigeons One Bowl'. But instead of feces, i would train the birds to eat a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios and spray the milk all over each other's wings and slurp it off each other's talons.
ReplyDeleteAfter months of 9 hour day training sessions, the two pigeons (who will remain nameless until family members are notified) both decided that they would end their lives then be a part of an internet video that would make fun of their species in such a way.
i was sad when i found out they had both drank a cup of tainted vitamin water and died in the bowl in which i had trained them to eat cheerios and spray each other with milk. i will never get over that.
Great blog concept. I'm assuming that at one point you had a picture of George W. Bush sitting in the Oval Office, right?
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