Thursday, July 16

How The F Did That Get There #6



Item: Belt
Location: A Chicago Sidewalk
Discovered by: Dudley Dude Ranch
Posted by The Acorn King at 2:41 PM
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2 comments:

  1. The Acorn KingJuly 16, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    Papa was the quickest draw in the mid-west when it came to beatings. He'd have his belt thru the loops and on my hide before I even knew what-the-F hit me. He was surgical with a belt, he always knew just how to swing it, so the buckle would hit me—except for this day.

    Because on this day, papa went to reach for his belt and found something missing...his arms. I had cut them off the night before. You should have seen his face when he realized his arms were gone.

    I then proceeded to remove his own belt and beat him senseless with it. I left it on the sidewalk as a monument to my total awesomeness. If you're ever in the neighborhood, stop by and visit it sometime.

    The belt's hours of operation are:
    8am-5pm (Monday-Friday)
    8am-7pm (Saturday)
    *Closed Sunday & Holidays

    Admission is $5 for adults, $2 for children & seniors.
    Students receive a $1 discount with valid student ID.

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  2. StaticJuly 28, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    **hands Acorn King all his money

    Hey, my belt ended up in the subway after I banged yo momma on the 6th Avenue train through Queens...would have been a long ride otherwise. =)

    Signed,

    Bubba

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