Item: Toy Wrestler (Lucha Libre)
Location: Jersey City Heights, NJ
Discovered by: Captain Sergeant
The Acorn King Has Moved
12 years ago
Monday, July 6
How The F Did That Get There #1
Item: Toy Wrestler (Lucha Libre)
Location: Jersey City Heights, NJ
Discovered by: Captain Sergeant
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I suspect that wrester,"The Viejo Express," was accidently cast down from heaven during an epic Battle Royale match with Jesus, Cab Calloway and Rick James.
ReplyDeleteThe Viejo Express was about to launch from the top turnbuckle, into Cab Calloway, when he accidently slipped on Rick James' Jheri Curl drippings—causing him to fall out of the ring and plummet to the depths of hell, in Jersey City Heights, NJ.
"The Viejo Express" was a legend in the hills of Guadalajara, Mexico. Then one day his wife met a younger wrestler and left Viejo all alone with the kids and car payments. Viejo quickly became the town drunk, lost his kids on a reality tv show in Mexico and was homeless with nothing to live for.
ReplyDeleteSo he crossed the border and ended up in Jersey City Heights working as a street performing for kids who mock him and his wrestling tights.
This is not "The Viejo Express"!
ReplyDeleteUnmistakably, this action figure is Mega Man's lesser known foe, El Monkey del Chupacabra.
He ended up on the sidewalk after being ejected from a moving vehicle by, Jocephus Johnson, a 33 year-old action figure collector.
After a long night drinking Jager and Schnapps and huffing paint, Clay Boswell decided to see if his "El Muchacho" figurine would fit up his ass. It did. And then Clay spent the next 3 hours trying to extract it with a set of BBQ tongs and a can of hairspray (don't ask).
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