Item: Pink Army Man
Location: Old City District, Philadelphia
Discovered by: The Acorn King
The Acorn King Has Moved
12 years ago
Wednesday, July 8
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Reggie was on a routine patrol with his army buddies when they started to the ask each other what their favorite color in the world was.
ReplyDeleteReggie's favorite color was pink because his favorite movie of all time was Pretty In Pink. His army buddies took this to be very gay-like of Reggie so they coated his body pink to teach him a lesson in man-hood.
Mr. Pink hated to tip. He just didn't believe in it. He thinks society is wrong to make him feel an obligation to tip a waitress just for doing her job. I mean, she only refilled his coffee three times. She should have filled his cup at least six times, he was there a long fucking time. And don't tell him she was too busy. As far as he's concerned, the words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitresses vocabulary. Mr. Pink is not happy about this tipping situation, so Mr. Pink is going Charlie Bronson all over everyone. Look out Flo—LOCK & LOAD!
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