Thursday, July 9

How The F Did That Get There #4



Item: Vacant Baby Stroller
Location: Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Discovered by: The Acorn King
Posted by The Acorn King at 1:09 AM
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5 comments:

  1. The Acorn KingJuly 9, 2009 at 1:17 AM

    On the wall behind the stroller you can clearly see a visual representation of “Lars The Time Ripper.” Lars is an earth bound deity, which enters your mind through your dreams. Lars then eats your thoughts until the divine being is completely satisfied.

    My best guess is that the baby in this stroller was completely consumed by Lars during an over exuberant dream robbery. The infant’s vivid dreamscape was a feeding-frenzy for such a seasoned mind muncher.

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  2. The GirlJuly 9, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    That's disturbing dude

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  3. The Acorn KingJuly 9, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    Thank you. Thank you.

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  4. StaticJuly 9, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    Just another Baby Hobo, exhibiting a natural ability for civil disobedience.

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  5. ***bRiTnEy***July 13, 2009 at 11:55 PM

    OMG, I totally left that there. Wait, where's my baby? I only left her for 2 hours... a baby can't learn to walk that fast can they? WTF! No one told me that! Oh well, I hadn't named her yet anyway. I better get back to fourth period.

    <3 TTFN <3

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